Ball State Ass Slapper
a man of mythical status and legendary mult-tasking ability, the ball state -ss slapper is a rising star in the shady world of mobile bicycle -ss slapping (mbas). considered by many a hero and by some a vigilante, the ball state -ss slapper is doing everything he can to keep ball state safe from those who would have us believe that -sses are not to be slapped. the world salutes you.
no one will ever forget that morning and what it meant for this country. but i will never forget the man and what he meant to me, hail the ball state -ss slapper!
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