Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven
when you’re really looking forward to some -n-l action, but realize that you’re all out of water based lubricant. out of necessity you turn to melted b-tter and generously baste your p-n-s in preparation for sweet -ss lovin’.
m: did you get some back door action last night broseph?
s: yeah but i was all out of astroglide so i ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! she was so aroused by the sweet smell of b-tter and -ss juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
m: -fist b-mp-
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