a male or a female who tries to be manlike. batavicks are known to use hair gel and have feminene tendencies. batavicks are also infamous for pretending to be something they are not. furthermore, batavicks are some of the most sensitive people on the face of the earth. most are unable to play baseball.
i am detective batavick.
- homer simpson
possibly the greatest man who ever lived. “woohoo!four day weekend!” everyone’s favorite over-weight, yellow-bellied bald-guy. wears a short-sleeved shirt when wearing a tie. isn’t that weird? “oh, look at me! i’m making people happy! i’m the magical man – from happyland! in a gum-drop house on lollypop lane! … oh, by the way, i was […]
- Italian Tramp Stamp
when a man has a tattoo in the front between his belly b-tton and p-n-s bob’s italian tramp stamp read “would you like to ride my chariot?”
- mon the..
a phrase which means come on..(insert name of scottish band here.) ‘mon the.. biffy!’ ‘mon the.. fratellis!’
a thing, item or peice of clothing that iconifies a metros-xual. for example the p300 samsung mobile phone, tank tops or flowery shirts could be called metronic a guy who ladies tell he looks good in tight jeans. usually forces the guy to continue to wear the very tight and uncomforatble clothing to appeal to […]
- Met the Rev
the act of doing so many drugs at once that a person will overdose and die, but come back to life in the emergency room, while they were dead they met the former drummer of avenged sevenfold james sullivan. hey joe how was your weekend? dude! it was crazy; i totally met the rev. highfive!