Battleship Stance
the s-xual act of filling five holes on a girl with five p-n-ses to sink the battleship. most battleship stances use the v-g-n-, -sshole, mouth and two holes made with the hands. other holes including large ear c-n-ls, empty eye sockets and open wounds.
the party was a sausage fest ’cause there were 5 guys and one girl. then lisa went into battleship stance and the parrty was lit. we sunk her battleship and drowned her in c-m.
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