to be so bored, that you can grow a beard.
andrew:i’ve been suffering from beardom this entire month.
ed: i can tell, your facial hair makes lumber jacks look weak!
a large, fat, hairy, t-rex like short armed, fat jimmy dean sausage fingered, man-like teenage creature. lives off ranch dressing, wears capri sweatpants, mismatched socks, wears a dirty stained jersery, and bathes up to 2 times per week. oh my god that is one quart of ranch on your burger, you are fat bearkatt. “dibs […]
- beast with two backaches
old people s-x! when we do make the beast with two backaches, our onomatopoeia is less “ooh” and “ahh” than “crack” and “help”. credit chris onstad
pr-nounced: beaten-outta-me 1. (noun) a psychosurgical-like mob attack upon individual persons or ent-ties inducing an inability to have a certain trait or characteristic once had prior to the attack. a psychic-bombing of the mental architecture with unsolicited implantation to the point of altercation or latency. 1.i used to care until i had a beatenotomy. 2.”until […]
if a kids a beat but is also a goon u call him a beatgoon. often used at parties. -the senior pong table- -the king playing flippy- tim- i didnt get to play with the seniors tonight. tom- dude your such a beatgoon!!!
- beaver heaver
when one is fellating another and vomits on their genitals, and then, proceeds to engage in coitus with their partner using the expelled contents as lubrication to achieve skeetdom. a) “that beaver heaver, harold, spewed his dinner in my clam and plowed me into 2012 until he skeeted. i didn’t wake up until tuesday and […]