Beatilism
a religion that worships the beatles like gods.
the best religion there is out there.
person 1: i’m a catholic, what are you?
person 2: oh, i’m a beatilist.
person 1: beatilism is the best religion evarr!!1!11shift!
person 2: never heard of it.
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