BEER DUMPING
beer dumping – the act of “accidentally” dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of seeming like the hero and cleaning it up.
joe: how did you guys meet?
me: cl-ssic beer dumping. i had jon pour a beer all over kelly. i swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. i was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
joe: flawless. one of my favorite moves.
beer dumping – the act of “accidentally” dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of cleaning it up and seeming like the hero.
joe: how did you guys meet?
me: cl-ssic beer dumping. i had jon pour a beer all over this girl, i think her name may have been kiki. i then swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. i was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
joe: flawless. one of my favorite moves.
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