one of the bro’s who is especially hideous and/or bad with women. he can be likened to quasimodo; when girls are around, he has to return to the belltower. also referred to as a quasibrodo.
mike is a belltower bro. if he comes over we’re all c-ck-blocked.
a fear of needles or syringes person with belonephobia in a hospital: omg i have to leave now there are so many needles
the so-annoying loosening of your belt that ends up interfering the p-ss flow and thereby giving it a whole new, random and really “wet-panting” result a: dude, wtf happened in there? look at ur pants… b: remember that belt jill gave me for my bd last week. a: yeah… so?. b: beltp-ss. a: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu… hold […]
- be my babys daddy
when having s-x with a women without a condom, before you pull out she holds you in and yells be my babys daddy! ex: frank:im gonna come, im pullin out melinda: h-ll no, be my babys daddy!!
- bendy c*ck
pleasure machine jason pleasured maria so much that she swears she will never take on the bendy c-ck again.
an attempt to cover a screw up so bad that it will cost you everything, then lie, get caught, & continue to lie to try & cover the lies. tim got so drunk he took his old man’s car, hit a tree, totaled it, then took off. when the cops showed up at the house […]