Beluga Heights
when a male is engaged in s-xual intercourse and instead of -j-c-l-t-ng on her face, he punches her in the face and shouts, “beluga heights!!!”. his friend then jumps out of the closet with a video camera and shouts, “j-j-j-j-j-rrr!!!”. a random stranger may or may not enter the room screaming, “jason derulo!!!”
guy: “i’m c-mming!!!”
girl: -closes eyes, opens mouth-
guy: -punches girl in face- “beluga heights!!!!!”
girl: “ooooowwww!!!” “what was that for?”
guy’s friend: “j-j-j-j-j-rrr!!!”
girl: “what the h-ll is going on?” “is that a camera?”
random stranger: “jason deruloooooooo!!!!”
girl: “somebody kill me!!!” -weeps-
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