bender is our robot lord.
bender is made of:
an iron-osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity
“have you ever tried simply turning off the tv, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
“i came here with a simple dream. a dream, of killing all humans. and is this how it must end? i ask you, who’s the real seven billion ton robot monster here? not i… not i.
“bite my shiny, metal -ss!!!
fry: wow! a real live robot! or is that some kind of cheesy new-years costume…?
bender: bite my shiny metal -ss!
a robot from futurama, second funniest character on the show.
bender bending rodrieguez: shut up zoidberg, the robot bending events are starting! the robots flex their robot muscles. something tells me i could easily beat those trained professionals.
bender bending rodrieguez: an open casting call for child robots? tinny tim? are you thinkin’ what i’m thinkin’?
tinny tim: what’s that sir?
bender bending rodrieguez: that i, bender, am perfect for the role!
tinny tim: you raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir! he raises his crutch. bravo!
- Ben Notelovitz
weaksauce lamesauce ben notelovitz = weaksauce jack drew = hottsauce
the greatest rawk band on the planet! www.camarojuana.com dude, camarojuana kills it!
- captain crabsticks
a person who for reasons only known to himself can live for 17 years on crabsticks alone. he realy likes them jordan stop eating those cr-psticks or you’ll turn into captain crabsticks
a t-st-cl- so large, that, when rammed up woman’s -ss, causes instant death. i nearly killed my girlfriend the other day when i tried to ram my deathticle up her -ss. luckily, though, i stopped just in time.
for the win everytime charlie sheen ftwe