Bender Bending Rodrieguez

bender is our robot lord.

bender is made of:
an iron-osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity
20%zinc
40%t-tanium
40% dolomite

bender says:
“have you ever tried simply turning off the tv, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

bender says:
“i came here with a simple dream. a dream, of killing all humans. and is this how it must end? i ask you, who’s the real seven billion ton robot monster here? not i… not i.

bender says:
“bite my shiny, metal -ss!!!
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amen.
fry: wow! a real live robot! or is that some kind of cheesy new-years costume…?

bender: bite my shiny metal -ss!
a robot from futurama, second funniest character on the show.
bender bending rodrieguez: shut up zoidberg, the robot bending events are starting! the robots flex their robot muscles. something tells me i could easily beat those trained professionals.

bender bending rodrieguez: an open casting call for child robots? tinny tim? are you thinkin’ what i’m thinkin’?

tinny tim: what’s that sir?

bender bending rodrieguez: that i, bender, am perfect for the role!

tinny tim: you raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir! he raises his crutch. bravo!