if you lie about your age to make someone feel better about themselves, that’s a bengaunt.
“he thought he looked older than me, just because he’d spent the last 4 months growing that hobo beard. i didn’t want to hurt his feelings so i just bengaunted – he seemed happy.”
- awkward money
money that makes a situation or conversation instantly awkward, especially when borrowing from someone who is strict, cheap and/or frugal with their own money. i borrowed awkward money from my friend, who requested that i pay him back in quarters.
a b-tchy nerd. someone who intensely focuses on any type of work for a period of time, disregarding everything else (including that person’s social life). mich-lle did not go to the movies with her friends because she was being a berch. don’t talk to me, i’m berching right now. oh my god, she is such […]
- awkward octopus
when a person goes in to hug you, and you don’t feel comfortable, so you flail your arms and legs and make the moment more awkward. 2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! thus the octopus jimmy tried to hug me today, so i gave him an awkward […]
- Pulling a Penny
causing damage to or injuring yourself or your property by means of clutziness, carelessness or shear stupidity. i cayght myself pulling a penny when i accidently poured washer fluid in my brake fluid resevoir.
1: to use surgery to make your t-ts bigger 2: a r-t-rded girl with trillion dollar t-ts megan fox whacked in the head with a stupid stick: the perfect girlfriend. hse’s such a ret-ts