birthday threshold
the level of friendship you deem necessary to exist between you and a friend to warrant posting on their wall when facebook alerts you it is in fact their birthday.
wife: hey, honey, did you wish my cousin jay a “happy birthday” on facebook?
husband: god no. jay is like you’re third cousin which makes him nothing to me. not even sure how we are friends on facebook. never met the guy.
wife: that’s not important, you know jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
husband: sorry. not happening. jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
wife: f-ck you.
husband: rules are rules.
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