hot asf man, will be famous and rich and be the best in the nba, loves his girlfriend paris! colsen is fantastic and is popular at school(does not flirt with a lot of girls) gets in fight with his girlfriend a lot) a complicated person but parties a lot! colsen is the guy for u to be friends with! he is perfect and sweet and is rich! he loves florida and starbucks) he plays video games and is good at everything he does
colsen is awesome and hot asf
- i got a dub for you
someone’s has a twenty dollar bill for you i got a dub for you
an explosive sh-t babies make in their diaper. it is on a grand scale, blowing out the sides and tracing down the extremities, leaving parents absolutely mortified. “omg. what the f-ck happened?!” “diaplosion. it’s serious.” essentially a diaper explosion.. the phenomenon that occurs when a baby has such an explosive sh-t, the results spurt out […]
- muggle ass
a female muggle lovers nice -ss! i like looking at that muggle -ss!
things that are nasty in a vulgar sense, but at the same time hilarious. this joke is nastalarious, viewer discretion is advised.
- yorkshire breakfast
when an obese female sits on an open window sill while wearing an “oversized” t-shirt, that only appears as a a normal t-shirt due to her size, and promptly displays her v-g-n- to everyone within the room. often having pubic hairs branching out in a formation similar to that of c’thun from world of warcraft. […]