the art of pure, unadulterated dopeness that every black woman exudes, which beholds not only her internal and external beauty but demonstrates the glory of god the creator.
mich-lle obama is so astute, must be the black girl magic?
her hair is so beautiful! black girl magic.
that girl’s dark skin is so beautiful, nothing but black girl magic!
dannnggg her black girl magic is taking that lipstick to a whole new level!
girl, how you get that good job and that house? black girl magic!
- buff me
something that no one knows what it means and there’s a good change a lad named dave created it and usually meaning something along the lines of “fight me” elise- i think dave is mad at me. alice- why do you that? elise- he said ‘buff me’… alice- oh dang he’s p-ssed
a guy that just doesn’t know what’s going on. cmon sarachek. pay attention sarachek.
- scrambled brains
1) the incapability to carry out a singular thought 2) the tendency to go from one thought to the other in quick succession without finishing said thoughts “he seems to have some seriously scrambled brains!”
- neutral bystander
a person who chooses to not take a place in a situation, but instead sit aside and watch it all burn. is commonly the messenger between 2 opposing parties. i guess i’m the neutral bystander.
- the absentia lardum effect
the overwhelming sensation to consume bacon when the body witnesses something so utterly bland, tasteless, or otherwise unappealing. i was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when i was suddenly overcome by the absentia lardum effect. i immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.