a form of english, spoken by black people. black people tend to slip up in their speech, usually when angered, to a language that can not be easily understood. this type of language is found most often in black females.
laquandah: you’z a big fat ugly b-tch!
shaniquah: what chu talkin’ bout’ i’ma beat yo black -ss mothwerhs f-ckajlk lkjasdo youiasd sdtusdpid biothviuhch the point where english turns into blacklish.
just listen to a missy elliot song.
- Blake Beaver
(noun) 1. a star 2. one with an affinity towards a) theatre and b) singing like a 40-year-old woman 3. the basis for the hit movie “40-year-old virgin” “blake beaver, you’ll never be a dancer, or a singer!” “watch me momma, i’m gonna be a star!” “you don’t have what it takes!” “i have a […]
- Blake Mistake
to send a text message a series of people who, unbeknownst to you, are all together at that time. this is problematic when you are trashing each of the people, or asking two friends on a date. originating from a man named blake “hey did you score a date with either of those girls from […]
- blame it on the goose
an expression used defend one’s actions under a state of inebriation that one wouldn’t normally do under sober circ-mstances matt:”dude, what was up with u last night at the club? u were so hammered, falling all over the place and trying pick up this hideous 300 lbs chick, then tried to start a fight with […]
a homeless man with a patchy beard and sh-ggy hair. they usually reside under bridges and sell their body for booze. i just saw blanke getting nailed by some ugly b-tch underneath the bridge for a bottle of vodka.
- Blanket Dick
one who walks around with a blanket on her head and corners people in laundry rooms in order to seduce them into letting her perform f-ll-t– on them. did you get sucked by blanket d-ck yet? i heard she’s got quite the bush.