Blockfote
when two good friends both disrespect each other and they have to fight, but don’t want to because deep down they still respect each other. once the obligatory crowd has formed around the two friends about to fight, they can grab random bystanders and throw them at each other and get them to fight instead, thus initiating a blockfote. why fight your best friend when you can get two other people to fight instead?
“the other day, i walked in on my best friend getting his d-ck sucked by my girl, and that sh-t was disrespectful. but at the same time, i walked in on him before they could finish, and he found that disrespectful too. so we was about to throw down, but said f-ck it cuz we still homies, and we did a blockfote.”
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