blue ball blow job
this is when a man who only has one ball gets head and doesnt get to c-m. he then gets blue ball, because he only has one ball.
my guy he has one nut, she was blowen his dong and he didnt get to bust… now my guy with one nut has blue ball. he got a blue ball bl-w j-b.
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