Boob Shotgun
when two or more guys are hanging out and a hot girl walks in, one might exclaim ‘b–b shotgun!’. this is related to two people walking to a car and one calling ‘shotgun’, therefore claiming the p-ssenger seat. exclaiming ‘b–b shotgun’ means to call dibs on a girl, especially of the b–bs.
greg: b–b shotgun!
bob: d-mn. i wish i’d seen her first. that girl is smokin!
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