a booger rat is a person who is generally good at heart but also tends to have particularly ratchet tendencies, such as getting too spun out on a regular basis, listening to dubstep all day, trolling for party supplies, losing party supplies, and stopping a dope -ss song in the middle to hear another dope -ss song.
although wild, the booger rat is harmless by nature and really fun to play with. booger rats can be hard to spot in day to day life but in their natural festie environment, they can be spotted tweakin’ out with poi sticks and glow toys, sucking on their pinkies, and holding large sticks (that usually glow) which are used practically for raging and keeping the booger rat pack (brp) together in the dark while also allowing whompas cats to find the booger rats for some good booger rat action for a short period of time.
attn: whompas cats beware!! the booger rat has a tendency to harsh a mellow, kill a vibe, and not let you sleep. do not follow the booger rats unless you’re ready to tweak out, get trapped, and have too much fun!!! be ready
“i can’t be a booger rat tonight, i’ve got work in the morning.”
“i just dosed about 20 minutes ago and i’ve got some fire -ss moon rocks…. lets go be booger rats!!”
“i just want to do booger rat things with my booger rat friends!”
“no booger rats at the house tonight, i’m tryna vibe out.”
- book ass
1. to make great haste 2. to walk or run quickly as if you’re late for something or you have to use the bathroom 3. a method used when running from authority figures origin: a combination of “book it” and “haul -ss” also, booking -ss, and less commonly book -ssing. 1. “put on those rollerblades […]
the act of outsourcing tasks, traditionally performed by an employee or contractor, to an undefined, large group of clowns, through an open call. clownsourcing depends essentially on the fact that because it is an open call to an undefined group of people, it gathers those who are least fit to perform tasks, unable solve complex […]
a v-g-n- that is abnormally deep, resembling a digeredoo. man, she had a proper cludgeroo, i went all the way in and i was nearly touching her lungs!
- Clunge Clog
the act of preventing a woman from achieving her desire of getting with someone by any means necessary, or indeed unnecessary. the female equivalent of a c-ck block, if you will. person 1: hey, look aimee’s dancing with that guy, should we move away? person 2: why don’t we grind up against him instead? that […]
having abnormally large br–sts. can be used when refering to other large objects other than br–sts so long as br–sts are also mentioned. rebecca is quite dankey