booze bruise
the bruises you will inevitably get after drinking. usually you don’t remember where they came from the next morning.
“did you see the size of the booze bruise on her leg?”
“yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!”
bruises that mysteriously appear after a night of heavy drinking
dude, i must have been partying pretty hard last night cuz i have a wicked crop of booze bruises this morning.
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