Great Mighty Poo


a giant cr-p monster that sings opera from the game “conker’s bad fur day”, his song goes as, “i am, the great mighty poo, and i’m going to throw my sh-t at you! a huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish, how about some scat you little tw-t?

do you really think you’ll survive in here? you don’t seem to know which creek your iiiinnn! sweet corn is, the only thing that makes it through my rear, how’d you think i keep this lovely griinnn? have some more caviar!

now i’m really getting rather mad, your like a niggly tiggly, sh-tty little tag nut! when i knock you out with all my bab, i’m going to take your head and ram it up my b-tt!
conker: your b-tt?
gmp: my b-tt!
conker: your b-tt?!
gmp: that’s right my b-tt!
conker: eww..
gmp: my b-tt!
conker: ergh!!
gmp: my buuuuuuuuuuut!”
i am the great mighty poo and, i’m going to throw my sh-t at you…
a gigantic t-rd that sings opera.
“i am… the great mighty poo, and i’m going to throw my sh-t at you. a huge supply of tish come from my chocolate starfish. how about some scat, you little tw-t?”

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