failing at something while at the same time succeeding as it pertains to fantasy football. can also be used in situations outside of the fantasy realm.
blake bortles threw two first-half interceptions and was bortling his way to help win my fantasy matchup as he tossed three second-half touchdowns during garbage time.

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