Boy Band Effect
the boy band effect is the phenomenon when a group of 3 or more boys of mediocre looks are hanging out together in a bar, mall, sporting event etc. when alone the boys would not merit a second glance from a nearby female but when together their averageness combines to form a cute cl-ster of males like that of a boy band. works best when one guy is actually good looking. the boy band effect pulls up the ranking of looks the same way a british accent, suit, instrument or baby/puppy would. see cheerleader effect for female equivalent.
jessica – “lets go talk to those guys they’re cute!”
tory – “no, look closer”
jessica – “you’re right only one is cute – total boy band effect – b-mmer”
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