Broke Boyfriend
a boyfriend that is so cheap that he refuses to spend his money and spend yours instead.
waiter- heres your check
broke boyfriend- $29.95!
girl- im not payin
broke boyfriend- c’mon i dont got no money, ill put $5 in aiiight.
girl-d-mn n-gg-, why u so cheap.
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