bum shandy

emptying a bottle of beer down a girls (or guys if you are that way inclined) -ss, proceeding to have vigarous b-ms-x in said -ss, and pulling out rather quickly, for the contents of beer to spray out all over the place.
i gave her the best b-m shandy ever last night.
enema. called this due to the aftermath rather resembling the above drink.
“poor old ethel. she was so bunged up the nurse had to suffer two b-m shandy’s ’till she was clear.

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