only the gayest bi to ever cross your path and leave you with an extra set of genitalia
ugh its a busathe cover your under parts
to make an unexpected movement sideways or backwards whilst taking a photograph, in order to get a better shot. may inadvertently result in injury to another due to the failure of the photographer to be aware of the surrounding environment. that girl in the park completely photacked me this morning. my foot is still sore.
- d*ck toupee
a mustache that your friend is proud of but you want to humiliate them in front of a group so you congratulate them on having something that would normally reside on the top of a p-n-s. whoa! that’s a nice d-ck toupee!!
- smooth cougar
my mom, apparently. khufu called my mom a smooth cougar.
something beyond amazing but unexplainable that is armandomazing art
that naked feeling you have when you inadvertently leave your cellphone home and find yourself adrift in the digital world omg! i’ve got decellulitis — my phone is sitting on the charger next to my bed and i’m lost without it.