Butt Tongue
in the 2001 edition of ripley’s believe it or not, the story of a man named jeffrey summers lost his tongue in a freak accident and had a section of his behind used to create a tongue so that he would retain the ability to speak.
the result of having a section of your -ss removed to serve as a replacement for your tongue which has been destroyed due to unwarrented partic-p-tion in certain intriguing activities.
oh my god, that guy on ripley’s believe it or not has a piece of his -ss as a tongue!
that guy’s b-tt tongue is hairy… cus it came from his -sshole.
hey look at colin’s hairy b-tt tongue!
a slang term for a man’s p-n-s. this is normally accompanied by a pair of t-st-cl-s.
justin: man, i think i have an std on my w-ng.
tyler: have a canker sore on your b-tt tongue, huh? that sucks.
justin: b-tt tongue?
tyler: didn’t you listen in anatomy cl-ss? your w-ng is the tongue of your b-tt. thus b-tt tongue.
a tongue that comes from your b-tt. an insult to someone. an expression or way of saying something sucks.
have you checked your b-tt tongue today? you’re such a b-tt tongue! or man, that seriously sucks b-tt tongue!
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