one who feigns a knowledge of the military.
trevor is a regular cafe commander, saying what the generals should do!
fake, ugly, bad t-ts. really desperate for any boy she can get, no matter what shape, size, age, or form. usually have poor jobs and live in dumpsters. some can be seen on match.com looking for their true love at age 69. i saw a feronti at the dumpster yesterday
- burn cancer
when you roast somebody so hard they contract cancer i gave toby burn cancer after we roasted him last week.
- banna hammock milkshake
when multiple males, generally h-m-s-xual, m-st-rb-t- into each other’s speedos before going for a dip in a jacuzzi. hey you guys want to go over to jeffs for some banna hammock milkshakes?
- terrific people
a term used by a politician to refer to illegal aliens with zero criminal records, who had labeled undoc-mented immigrants as rapists, drug dealers, and criminals during his campaign. unlike his predecessor who was keen to grant an amnesty to the terrific people, the new president has yet to decide what to do with them: […]
the act of grabbing a girl by the v-g-n- “she was so hot when she lifted her skirt i couldn’t help but do trumpalingus” trumpalingus pr-nounced: (trum paylin gus). grabbing a woman by her money maker, v-g-n-, groin, crotch, p-ssy she was an attractive women and i can’t help myself. i crunched down on my […]