the act of placing a cell phone with the ringer set to vibrate inside the rectal vault of a s-xual partner whilst simultaneously calling said phone.
variant: having one’s friend call said phone during the s-xual act.
hey man, i totally want to set up a california intercom tonight. can you call my phone at around 10:30?
- Call Center Amnesia
the phenomena known to call center supervisors where agents have an inability to remember training, coaching, troubleshooting steps, or coaching from one day to the next. “customers have been calling about that issue for weeks! we talked about this yesterday, and you were trained on it. you must be suffering from call center amnesia”
- captain retardo
one’s inner stupid self that comes out when to much cold coors light is ingested. usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the “captain r-t-rdo” comes out. boy, richie was drinking that cold coors light so fast at the ranch this weekend you knew it was just a matter of time […]
- cards against humanity
the best, funniest party game in existence. like apples to apples, but infinitely more offensive. we played cards against humanity and laughed for hours. the game that will make you feel as if you have no morals and then it will continue to make you feel moral-less because you want to keep playing it. friend: […]
- Cat Shui
creating obstacle courses to make the furniture more accessible for a geriatric cat boogie is getting too old to jump on the couch, so i had to cat shui my house so the p-ssy could could move around!
a term commonly used in an -ssociations with the commercial for cat food. it is the first beautiful word that comes to mind when you here the meow mix song. the word “catsmigrats” comes from the two words cats -meaning four legged p-ssy and migrats -meaning migratory seagulls. this word is fathered by the mind […]