while driving through the campgrounds of oak bluffs a large crowd of bewildered old folks will spread like your car is moses and they are the red sea….on a one lane road….thus causing you to drive through the m-sses and be gawked at like you are of alien descent
“its one lane why dont they just go to one side….oh no the campground split egads”!!!
- canadian double date
when two friends go on a date with a girl (or guy), where it’s understood between the friends that either could end up getting the girl (or guy), or both could end up getting the girl (or guy) at the same time person 1: “yo, sean and i totally went on a canadian double date […]
- riding bronco
riding in the storage area of an suv, van or station wagon without any actual seat or seatbelt. if you didn’t call shotgun, window or b-tch you’ll be riding bronco, so i hope you brought a pillow for your -ss because that sh-t is uncomfortable.
the t9 or predictive text on your phone is too stupid to know “penguin” and replaces it with remith. the remiths are attacking!
- chin warming
when perfoming oral s-x on a female, at the point of an -rg-sm she p-sses gas upon your chin. thus producing a warm sensation upon ones chin. “oh that f-ck-n becky, you’ll never guess what she did to me last night. she gave me a right chin warming. innit.”
- chocolate speedway
a popular phrase that refers to acts of -n-l penetration. see also up the pumper and up stinkhole cove “yo man, like i was sayin’, tamsin refused to take it up the pumper or up stinkhole cove, but man she couldn’t say no to a little chocolate speedway!” a nude -n-l game, usualy taken part […]