short for ‘can i have a’.
daughter: “mom, caniva chocolate bar?”
- closet duty
when your cat spends the night in your closet by accident because you inadvertently closed the door while the cat was in the closet. usually there is no scratching or meowing. the next morning the cat pops out, as if nothing was amiss. fluffy! sorry about the closet duty!
when you get your p-n-s stuck in a pool jet ouch, i have a cobner
- Common Sense Media
a website where obsessive moms go to complain, scrutinize, and criticize all things found in the media before you allow little tommy to watch spongebob, make sure you check it’s rating on common sense media!
to break something completely beyond repair. usually something you didn’t think was possible to break in the first place. ex. nokia, power steering, t-tanic. he cornswoggled his power steering by turning too hard and snapped it.
- dirty bird
when you put your finger in your own or someone else’s b-tt hole and flip someone off i gave that girl a dirty bird 44 more definitions a touchdown celebration created by jamal anderson for the 1998 atlanta falcons. the dance, which consisted of flapping arms to act like wings, was introduced when tight end […]