cap’n crunch

a good-tasting cereal that cuts the roof of your mouth.
captain crunch cuts the roof of your mouth.
a tasty cereal which leaves joy and happiness inside your mouth.
that capn’ crunch was off da hook.
an obviously drunk cartoon character used to promote the best tasting cereal line, ever. peanut b-tter and choco-donut crunch mixed together and eaten with chocolate milk has been known to produce effects in the brain -ssociated with lsd and crack cocaine.
‘… in each special marked box of cap’n crunch cereal you’ll find a torch lighter and a gl-ss novelty tube. imagine the uses, kids!
drugs (mainly cocaine) smuggled through food
homie: so when am i getting the cap’n crunch???? i need it god dammit!!!!
dealer: soon enough… chill out….
when giving oral s-x to a man for a long period of time, your jaw gets tired and you accidentally bite down. you may also do this purposefully if the man “gets kinky”
jake: why can’t dave walk?
jay: didn’t you hear?
jake: hear what, man?
jay: evidentally he “got kinky” with laura and she bit his weiner.
jake: ouch..dave got the cap’n crunch.
this product may contain small amounts of addictive crack cocaine which makes the c-ck and b-lls swell and put on their mean faces.
my cerial may be intertwine with sweet sweet home made crack cocain grown by my foster asian children. foster chinese children:”crackatize me cap’n, now!!!”
another name for a screaming seagull, this is a s-xual move in which 2 people have s-x on the beach, and the male sticks his p-n-s in the sand and proceeds to have s-x with the girl. the result is a painful experience in which the sand makes a crunching noise inside the v-g-n-, hence the name.
we were doing it on the beach, and i decided to get kinky and give her a cap’n crunch. she screamed louder than she did in bl–dy -n-l s-x.