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a public high school in carlsbad, ca built during the 1950’s.

it’s student population consists of various cliqués:

-the cool girls-
the group of sl-tty white girls who live in the aviara part of carlsbad. they spend their weekends cruising in their birthday present from daddy, a bmw, smoking low quality marijuana, drinking mickeys, smirnoff, and f-cking the cool guys…

-the cool guys-
these kids usually are hanging with their female counterpart, the cool girls. they probably drive an f150 or suv, dress in skater-esque clothes, drink large amounts of alcohol and smoke alot of weed. also, they are avid fans of such music as: lil wayne (whom they all call weezy), lil john, sublime, bob marley, ti, snoop dogg, and other music that seems to match their marijuana use and/or awe of the “thug” “ghetto” life that they definately live in daddys 6 bedroom beachside gated community house.

-the school kids-
these are the kids that take all ap cl-sses, and loveeeee doing homework. they are most likely on the speech and debate team. girls dress in very conservative clothes, while the guys still dress like theyre in 6th grade. the group is about half white, half asian. their idea of “parties” are ap us history study sessions at {insert name here}’s house, with the occasional kool-aid and volleyball ridden beach bonfires that get m-ss promotion through facebook. these kids prefer facebook over as mom would say, the “not-so-safe-mysp-ce”. their musical taste is a combination of coldplay, radiohead, various european electronic artists, piano-rock, and the “clean” version of t.i’s new alb-m that was safely downloaded from itunes for $9.99.

-jocks-
these are your typical meat-head jocks. they are virtually similar to the “cool kids” group, except that they play sports. they are ecenomically well off, and spend their money on nice clothes. they are the c-ckiest people you will ever meet.also they hate skater kids, also known as rats. their weekends consist of driving around, partying, and getting laid.

-rats (skater kids)- these kids are the lowest of the low. they spend their days ditching school to smoke week, drink 40’s of oe, and of course skate. its advised that one keep a distance from these kids, who never seem to shower…hence the name, rat…they dress in unwashed clothes, and try to come off as poor…what you dont know, is that they live in their bressi ranch 4 bedroom home with mom, dad, their little brother, and oscar, their golden retriever. they hate jocks, and get into occasional fights with them, that usually consist of shoves and a few punches to the arms. somehow, rats are able to get with decent looking girls.

-the mexican kids- these kids make up a large part of carlsbad high schools population. there are various subgroups that branch off from this large “clique”, if you want to call it that. apart from the regular mexican kids, that make up most of the mexican population, and do well in school, theres 2 groups that seem to stand out…..

swaggers: mexicans who dress in flashy colors, wear skinny jeans, match everything, vans are a must, have wild spikey hair, wear large faux-diamond earings (that are secretly clip ons due to the fact that mom wont let her baby boy ruin his ears at “claire’s”), and can be seen with large sungl-sses. they listen to all the hot mainstream rap/hip-hop.

cholos: these “wannabes” really live it tough in the streets of the ghetto…..or at least they want to come off like that. most of them come from middle income families, but they prefer to live their life “on the edge”. fake accents are a must, and dressing in their favorite xxl t-shirts, high socks, sweat-shorts, and adidas is advised. shaved heads are common. they claim “varrio carlsbad “vcmls x3”, but when you diss them, they dont back up their “hood”. you can spot them near the spanish building at lunch.

-the band kids-
these kids are a small group of students who stick together, as bandmates. they are mostly white. they enjoy playing the clarinet, listening to music, and busting quickies in the 3000’s building bathroom during 3rd period with the 2nd chair flutist.

overall, carlsbad high school is a dump for racial and ecomonic segregation between students. if you aren’t a good looking, white, rich kid, i advise you not to go here.

its not fun.

kid 1-hey bro what school do you go to?

kid 2-carlsb-llssss….

kid 1-you mean carlsbad high school?? why do you call it that?

kid 2-because it sucks b-lls if you aren’t rich or white.

kid 1-sh-t. im going there next year. im f-cked.

kid 2- yeah. you are.

a school that is as diverse as a bowl of fruit loops 🙂
carlsbad high school:
we aren’t a school full of rich, white surfers who aspire to be nothing
carlsbad, california- the students are divided into different cliques:

the cool girls
these girls can be anywhere from freshmen to seniors. they love f-cking the jocks and cool kids. they throw stupid parties with sh-t weed and sh-t alcohol, and call it a rager. every other group thinks their stuck up annoying b-tches.

the cool guys
they are almost all rich, love going to “ragers” f-ck the cool girls and look down upon everyone else. but don’t worry, they think theyre going to get far in life, yet do sh-t in school.

the skate rats
dont really come off as being dirty anymore hence the rat, but they still are considered so. a flannel is a must, or a double shirt genx tee and a board to skate places at lunch,while smoking a grit. fighting jocks can be gnarly or p-ssy depending on the grade.

the surf rats
much like the skate rats, yet different. they chill in the parking lot by state smoking grits and generally causing trouble. most are dumb-sses with which their slang consisting of mob, grommet, nug, straight, and trog.

the normal/school kids
dont love school, but dont mind taking on ap statistics, track, and asb. they love face-book and have study group sessions. . the more lively ones act like f-ckheads in cl-ss.

football jocks
they are alot like the cool kids except they throw a ball. they pull the star cheerleaders and go to “ragers” too. range from poor to to rich with a 3 story houses in a gated community by poinsettia park playing madden 10.
-whad up brah les shred state then hit up grubbys yeah? mob?

-yeah