all sorts of f-cked up.
i tried to close the window, but it got all cattywampul
- bell end haircut
a regular bowl cut hairstyle which is higher at the forehead and low at back, its smooth contoured edge give it the look of a male glans (bell end) hairstylist, please give me a bell end haircut because i am a total r-t-rd and enjoy my head looking like that of a p-n-s
- thumb pop
a synonym for thumbs up. i.e., simultaneously making a fist and extending a thumb to signify approval. melissa liked my outfit, so she gave me a double thumb pop.
- electronic castration
the removal of all electronic type items from a teenagers life. my teenager refuses to take out the garbage unless i threaten him with electronic castration.
- kenzo strangler
a philly serial killer from the kensington neighborhood known for strangling his victims to death. he is described as being between 5 ft. 8 in. and 6 ft. and he’s either black or hispanic. go figure, so is 80% of all kensington males. but wait, in his composite sketch he’s listening to a white ipod […]
the substance which plants crave electrolytes, it’s what plants crave. n. the only substance known to mankind that has been scientifically proven to cure hangovers. it’s also the third ingredient in gatorade, right after sugar and yellow dye #5. person 1: awwwww, my head is killing me. last night was rough. person 2: here drink […]