a city in the visayan region of the philippine islands
cebu is known for its excellent beaches and me-love-you-long-time women
cebu is the most populous province of the philippines. it is located in the central visayas region, and includes cebu island and many smaller islands, such as mactan. the capital of cebu is cebu city.
i only spent a a few months in cebu, so my cebuano isn’t very good.
a city that’s both a good and bad place to live in when you’re in the philippines. has everything you need: good schools, work opportunities, large shopping malls, clubs, nightlife, music scene, entertainment. many residents are religious and love sinulog. and neighbors are friendly. but it’s also full of gangs, frat boys, criminals, and potheads. there’s nightlife action almost every night, which leads to promiscuity among young men and women. population is really high, too. almost every section of the city is crowded. overall, you can fall in love with the city, but at the same time hate some things about it.
i’m glad i once lived in cebu, but wouldn’t wanna go back there.
kind of like a cow
the little boy had a sick cebu, a sad cebu, and a mute cebu. and also a hippo.
its like a cow but not
did you see the cebu in the field
- cracker rap
commercial country music. not the cl-ssic stuff, but the tw-ngy modern m-ss marketed country that’s all about trucks, cowboy hats, etc. like rap music, every singer sounds the same and sings about the same stuff. unlike rap, it’s aimed at white people, or at least some white people. rap for hicks. it seemed like every […]
a smart individual, who is caring, friendly, and attractive. always there when needed and is mostly a lover than a fighter but will fight for what she loves. wow i wanna be like a claudette one day. whoa, did you see that claudette walk by! aww, your such a claudette. a beautiful, hot, and talented […]
- Clean the porch
when you take an -ss bleacher and bleach the -ss clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in -n-lly. in other words, it’s so you can clean your b-tthole. river: “i cleaned the porch just the other day and i already have to again! i have when i have […]
- Fabricated American
the “politcally correct” term used to describe puppets who live within the human society. “what do you mean i can’t buy booze cause i’m a puppet? i have rights too! i am not just a puppet, i’m also a fabricated american!” – warren the ape
profusely sweating from the arm-pits; much like the fashion of musician, wyclef jean i need to change my shirt, i’m totally clefing-out!