Chameleon Boobs
when a girl’s -ssets look alternately excellent and non-existent on a day-to-day basis based on shirt & bra.
“dude, did you see jenny’s b–bs today?? they were looking amazing!!!”
“yeah, but i saw her tuesday and it was barely clear she had much of anything.”
“man, she must have them chameleon b–bs!”
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