champleasure
“champagne” is a beautiful word in french, but in english the final syllable, “pain,” can trigger negative -ssociations in the subconscious mind. plus, the frickin frenchies get all uptight about using the word “champagne” outside of france.
for these reasons, consider offering your target of seduction a chilled flute of delicious californian champleasure.
“there’s no champagne, but would you like some champleasure, my love?”
“yes! too much is never enough!”
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