childbirth dump
a result of way too much applebees, this dump is a force to be reckoned with. the poor fool who falls victim to this devastating stool is subject to such a level of pain, that his hair may turned gray instantly. survivors have described it as feeling as if a tree trunk was leaving you sideways. if your poor -ss is ever deflowered by a childbirth dump, follow these steps immediately:
-scream
-call obstetrician
-hope to god he has an epidural
note—this type of dump may render one paralyzed from the waist down.
bob was in a wheelchair for eight months after a monster childbirth dump. f-ckin applebees.
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