Chinese Cheeks
when asian wh-r- f-cks your limp d-ck. she opens her legs like shes about to pee but her ching chong sucks onto your soft phallus and wiggles it.
man: while on business in bangkok i was lost in pattaya when in a public urinal a prost-tute forced her chinese cheeks on my c-ck.
women: your kidding right?
man: no. i didn’t pay her.
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