Chinese Pizza
also called a scallion pancake, this is a flat pancake style dough with green onions (scallions) and deep fried. usually served with a brown hoison sauce.
http://gattinamia.blogspot.com/2006/09/scallion-hot-cake-chinese-style.html
customer: i’d like to order a chinese pizza.
employee: whuh?
customer: i’d like to order a chinese pizza. right here. (points to item on menu)
employee: ahhh…numbah 23. nex time you ordah by numbah!
chinese pizza comprises pizza dough + chinese food + cheese and then baked as a traditional pizza.
chinese pizza generally does not have the italian-style tomato sauce but instead has a brown chinese sauce or a tangy/spicy chinese sauce.
some restaurants rely primarily on a hoison bbq sauce.
man, i’m dying for some general tso’s pizza or some kung pao pizza; it is delicious.
mongolian beef with onions also makes an excellent chinese pizza.
1. term used by drunk dumb-ss friends of “his” to describe the pizza after the cheese falls off it.
2. also used in scenarios to confuse people.
example one:
dweeb: you want some chinese pizza?
example two:
dweeb’s sister: what are you doing?
dweeb: chinese pizza
dweeb’s sister: why are you being an -sshole?
dweeb: chinese pizza
dweeb’s sister: you are such an -ss
dweeb: i’m mexican. i want some chinese pizza!!
dweeb’s sister: seriously, go to h-ll
dweeb: i’m canadian. chinese pizza!
an unrealistic term that is used to udderly confuse people, commonly used in prank phone calls
“h-llo”
“chinese pizza wha yoo orda!?”
“what the f-ck dude?”
“you orda chinee pizza or i pull jackie chan moove on yoo!”
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