chobbit
a short girl who is undeniably cute
my girlfriend is a chobbit
a person who is short and fat, therefore a chubby hobbit.
“he’s so small and fat, what a chobbit”
a child or hobbit with the misfortune to be indistinguishable from the other.
(spoken…)
“i dont know if that is a child or a hobbit but i do know it will fit in my car.
(thought…)
if i owned it, i would call it chobbit.
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