chode face
1. somebody who makes a complete -ss out of themselves
2. somone who is really dumb
3. someone who looks ugly
4. when someone f-ck’s up your sh-t
5. acting very stupid around hot chicks
6. to demolish property
that chode face tried to f-ck my car up.
that chode face thinks he’s the sh-t.
he chode faced that b-tch.
a moron, idiot, -sshole that annoys the h-ll out of you so much you wish to describe him as someone whose face looks like a short and really fat p-n-s.
“you drank my f-cking beer gary? what a chodeface…”
or
“p-ss interference?! that ref is a f-cking chodeface!”
one whose face resembles the area between the scr-t-m and -ss
pretty much all of the citizens of canada are chode faces
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