chocolate salad
the act of eating a male or female’s -n-s after they drop feces.
after kirk took a cr-p, murk cleaned his friend by giving him a chocolate salad.
the chocolate salad is difficult to achieve and almost impossible to master. the man proceeds to excrete a bowl movement while the woman sucks his manitalia. immediatly after he releives himself (in both meanings of the word) the woman begins to eat out the mans -n-l cavity until he releives himself again. extra points are achieved if he p-sses a bowl and -j-c-l-t-s at the same time.
did you hear the news? ryan got a fat chocolate salad from the scranton sloar! she took his dumpling blumpkin to the face!
when your sh-tting on your s-x partner and you throw a young infant at the wall and you have to yell chocolate salad 3 times.
david cried and after leo gave him a chocolate salad and then cleaned up nikos infant baby off the wall.
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