choof
australian slang for the act of smoking cannabis sativa or indica through a bong. one who overindulges is known as a choofmonster.
i was having a choof the other day, when i got bong water all over my white pants.
1. weed.
2. to smoke weed through a bong.
1. can you sell me some choof.
2. let’s go for a choof.
an australian terminology for marijuana mainly when smoked in a bong or the action of smoking marijuana through a bong.
hey buddy! have ya got any choof on ya?
i’m dying to have a choof!
smoking marijuana, lighting and inhaling cannibis
i’m just getting my bong to have a choof
1970’s surfer slang for sub par. something that sucks or is lame.
“man, i drove all the way out to the beach and the surf was totally choof.”
verb, meaning ‘to steal’ or ‘to take’. it’s like saying those words but bare better.
‘”sup bro, how’s it going?”
“not well brah, someone choofed by watch”
“you’ll need bare dollar to replace that”‘
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‘when i first met you, you choofed my heart babe’
a combination of a choade, which is a p-n-s that is wider than it is long, and a spoof, which is like a queef, except from a d-ck. a choof is when a choade has a spoof.
dude, last night i choofed when i was f-cking her. i felt really embar-ssed.
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