a glorious merging of four holidays that occur after august each year: christmas, kwanza, ramadan and hanukkah.
characterized by decorated fir trees, menorahs, fasting and various forms of observation of a purely american-made african holiday (kwanza).
billy is a half-jew, half-christian, practicing african muslim. he celebrates christmakwanzaramadanukkah.
- rockets on deck
having a throbbing erection. jim: yo mark, you see those knockers? mark: h-ll ya, can’t you see i got my rockets on deck? jim: d-mn dude, put that away before you get arrested.
this is a non-dater, or person who has dated before and been let down and decided to leave the game person 1: “how did your date go?” person 2: “not well, i’m gonna stop dating” person 1: “ah. you’ve become a lonelyben” person 1: “dating doesn’t appeal to me. i’ll just stay a lonelyben” person […]
- rocket surgeon
a hybrid of the terms rocket scientist and brain surgeon. “it is not that difficult, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist or a brain surgeon to figure out.” how can you forget how to spell “ridiculous” clearly it doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to spell common words correctly. someone with less-than-stellar apt-tude. a mixture of […]
is the act of barbecuing whilst simultaneously hottubbing. often an event where friends gather and drinks are served. it was such a nice weekend that mike and i decided to spend it barbetubbin.
a super smart awesome genius. and no, elton isn’t synonymous with gay. no. duude. you got a 100 on that test? y u so elton a scientific unit of measurement properly -ssociated with the yagometer. an elton is a unit of measurement of yag/h-m-ness. eltons are based on a scale of 10, ten being extremely […]