chrizition
a slacking lounge position that your friend chris strikes when 1. he is ready to go to sleep or 2. he has had too much to drink and is about to p-ss out. the position consists of slouching diagonally sideways on a couch with one arm kinked above the head and shoes halfway off.
i’d like to go to the party but chris just got in the chrizition. i don’t think we are going anywhere.
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