Classic Dong

1. one’s dong, which takes of the cl-ssic form
2. an extremely skilled mid-western producer/performer/rapper/beat-juggler and all around gentleman.

also see bobby peru
no, this porridge is too hot. no, this porridge is too cold. ah, yes… this porridge is cl-ssic dong.

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