Clicken
a terrible portmanteau conflating domesticated fowl and the use of a pointing device designed for interactive personal computing.
often the pejorative use of chicken (coward) is implied.
the clicken’s primary habitat is within a preferred social network. however, friendless, free-range clickens will often migrate to blog forums to become a troll.
clicken : dude, i watched 25 police brutality videos today and posted them on facebook.
dude (bleeding) : you suck. i was in them.
clicken : ah. …i’ll tag you and send them to your lawyer.
dude (bleeding) : if my spleen wasn’t ruptured, i’d hug you.
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