coach sealy


a really fast black dude who always wears a bluetooth and is straight off the streets of ethiopia.

can run over 9000 miles in under 6 minutes and always wears hip gl-sses like a boss. also does not prefer shirts or anything that has calories. has hundreds of “sons”.even the girls are sons.
“you guys suck! stop screwin’ aroun'”!
-coach sealy

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